where you at?

Has anyone heard from Scott or Jesse since they got to LA? Are they dead? Is anyone alive? Am I alive? Is Adrian a bear? Is joe on Earth? has john fucked more girls? Is my dick black? Has jesse grown a beard? Is Scott happy about the mavericks winning tonight? Am I lost? Am I part of the show LOST? Did the rapture happen and I didn't notice? Is this funny? I don't think so so I will stop right there.