My accomplishments and jealousy-inducing adventures of the last two weeks include:-standing in rain for 10 minutes being pestered by police after being caught taking a walk in the outside at nighttime
-being on a boat in the boston harbor
-spending day looking forward to game 7 of closely followed playoff series, only to take a nap 2 hours beforehand and sleep through entirety of game
-sitting at a documentary production office for 8 hours transcribing an interview
-getting a moderately accomplished but completely unknown documentary filmmaker to know my name/who i am
-attempting to save a baby bird that fell out of its nest
-successfully hiding from angry mama bird in garage
-getting a free Cumberland Farms Chillzone (a slushy)
-buying two $4 movie tickets on Groupon
-finding out how terrified of heights i am when painting exterior of house
-watching friend stand up after accidental nap and immediately fall over because leg was completely numb
-inventing "lawn chair soccer," a sport in which a bunch of full and lazy people in lawnchairs kick a soccerball back and forth
-finding out that weed butter exists
hahahah the funniest one was the last one, because i just imagine it like you googling weed edibles and being like, "oh..."
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fuck you, i found this shit out in real life. i was at a family party at my uncle's house, and my cousin had given my uncle some a while ago and was taking it back since my uncle thought it looked gross. it just looks like green speckly butter. and smells like weed. my cousin knows some "herbal healer" guy who makes it.
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