hahahha yeah it is. why did you invite everyone at emerson??
Joe's thinking process: "Well i guess I'll invite all the people that I know from Emerson." Now: "OHh shit that's the whole fucking school."
btw how big is our apartment? can it fit like 20 or something? also how much booze are you gonna buy cause i dont think 4 30s are going to do it. Prolly should buy some hard alcohol. Also, i'm not completely against it since i told my mom and she just laughed and also there are a fair amount of girls confirmed so w.e.
yah i think i might have fucked up? or have done the greatest shit ever. yeah our place can hold like 30. stuff it with 40. fuck i thought everyone would be busy. i intentionally made sure that I made it sound like not that big of deal. and i already said people dont have to pay. shit. do you guys wanna pitch in so we can have 3 30 racks? just so i dont have to drop 60 dollars by myself. ill pay most though. then maybe past that people can fend for themselves?
and oh. thank god your mom is okay with us throwing a party, argentina. seriously, if we hadn't gotten the thumbs up i would have called the whole thing off. can you ask you mom if it is okay if i take a hit? im going out tomorrow and i might be back after 11pm! CAN YOU ASK HER. HUH. CAN YOU.
alright fuck it. im going to start contacting people about potentially hosting the party. we can't have 70 people in our tiny ass place. the police are going to come, our neighbors will hate us, and no one is going to fucking have fun crunched next to 69 other people. especially not me. if I cant find another person to host it, i'm cancelling the party, and the three of us can get stoned out of our minds/ get drunk and tear shit up out in the city instead.
this shit is so stupid. even if u cancel it, im sure people will still show up. fuck an a. god damn it. fuck you joe. GOD DAMN IT!!!!! who is going to want to host this??? IT'S FUCKING 70 FUCKING PEOPLE!!!!!!! change the address or some shit. THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT!!!!!! change it to girls only and by girls only, i mean only girls that are down to fuck and by down to fuck i mean down to have an orgy, and by an orgy i mean all of them getting fucked by me and by all of them getting fucked by me i mean only one of them will get touched and by that i mean they will just have to share my semen or something and then leave after 30 secs.
hahaha we're pulling out all the stops here. and by stops i mean ways to stop a party. and by ways to stop a party i mean sitting in the doorway with my dick out.
we're locking the door if this shit dont get cancelled yo. also ima just bring all my shit to the apartment the next day so i can tell the police that i hadnt even moved in yet. also, orientees are underage, and its illegal to provide minors with alcohol, and you told OLs to invite their orientees, and you made it a public facebook event so that even people who arent invited can see the page. then made us admins. also, you gave bilal directions to our apartment. shit's dumb yo.
Okay, I think everyone should stop collectively shitting themselves for a second.
If you have the party I am positive that 60 people wont show up. I've never been to a party that everyone person "going" actually goes. Although, I do think more than usual will go, just because classes haven't started and no one could possibly have plans already. My guestimate for attendance is around 40 people. I haven't seen your apartment but my guess is that would be fucking packed.
If you want, just alert people early on that there is no more booze and then all the fashionably late people wont show, also reducing your attendies.
Or do it preemptively and chance the status to BYOB. That way all the freshman looking for free beer will go away.
You could also cancel the party and create a new event for after Joe gets back from NY (which will mean Scott could go) with a reasonable invite list.
My opinion (because I know I don't have a vote anymore) is to have the party. Go all out, fuck it! As if your gonna be able to organize a giant party during the year, everyone will be too busy. So tear the fucking walls down now and then during the year you can have your "reasonable" parties. It sounds like the best way to start off your semester to me.
And overall stop shitting yourselves. If things get too intense during the party get John to kick everyone out. (And if something like that happens please record it and put it on the blog)
YO JESSE IS MOTHER FUCKING RIGHT!!!!! You completely switched me over, jesse. God damn it im going to miss you. fuck, i really needed and was really wondering what your stance was on this. We are fucking doing it. Let's not pussy out. My brain did a 180 just now. thats incredible. only a great mind like jesse's could do that. btw this is completely serious no sarcasm. we are partying on the 2nd.
good hob BRAH
ReplyDeletebut yeah that shit is pretty public
ReplyDeletehahahha yeah it is. why did you invite everyone at emerson??
ReplyDeleteJoe's thinking process: "Well i guess I'll invite all the people that I know from Emerson." Now: "OHh shit that's the whole fucking school."
btw how big is our apartment? can it fit like 20 or something? also how much booze are you gonna buy cause i dont think 4 30s are going to do it. Prolly should buy some hard alcohol. Also, i'm not completely against it since i told my mom and she just laughed and also there are a fair amount of girls confirmed so w.e.
yah i think i might have fucked up? or have done the greatest shit ever. yeah our place can hold like 30. stuff it with 40. fuck i thought everyone would be busy. i intentionally made sure that I made it sound like not that big of deal. and i already said people dont have to pay. shit. do you guys wanna pitch in so we can have 3 30 racks? just so i dont have to drop 60 dollars by myself. ill pay most though. then maybe past that people can fend for themselves?
ReplyDeletefuck our new neighbors are going to hate us.
and oh. thank god your mom is okay with us throwing a party, argentina. seriously, if we hadn't gotten the thumbs up i would have called the whole thing off. can you ask you mom if it is okay if i take a hit? im going out tomorrow and i might be back after 11pm! CAN YOU ASK HER. HUH. CAN YOU.
ReplyDeleteyeah i even put 'dumb' in the name and still people are signing up
ReplyDeletealso, who the fuck would be busy on the 2nd? everyones moving in on the 1st then sitting around until school starts
ReplyDeletealright fuck it. im going to start contacting people about potentially hosting the party. we can't have 70 people in our tiny ass place. the police are going to come, our neighbors will hate us, and no one is going to fucking have fun crunched next to 69 other people. especially not me. if I cant find another person to host it, i'm cancelling the party, and the three of us can get stoned out of our minds/ get drunk and tear shit up out in the city instead.
ReplyDeletethis shit is so stupid. even if u cancel it, im sure people will still show up. fuck an a. god damn it. fuck you joe. GOD DAMN IT!!!!! who is going to want to host this??? IT'S FUCKING 70 FUCKING PEOPLE!!!!!!! change the address or some shit. THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT!!!!!! change it to girls only and by girls only, i mean only girls that are down to fuck and by down to fuck i mean down to have an orgy, and by an orgy i mean all of them getting fucked by me and by all of them getting fucked by me i mean only one of them will get touched and by that i mean they will just have to share my semen or something and then leave after 30 secs.
ReplyDeletebtw posted a creepy comment hopefully less people will come.
ReplyDeletehahaha we're pulling out all the stops here. and by stops i mean ways to stop a party. and by ways to stop a party i mean sitting in the doorway with my dick out.
ReplyDeletewe're locking the door if this shit dont get cancelled yo. also ima just bring all my shit to the apartment the next day so i can tell the police that i hadnt even moved in yet. also, orientees are underage, and its illegal to provide minors with alcohol, and you told OLs to invite their orientees, and you made it a public facebook event so that even people who arent invited can see the page. then made us admins. also, you gave bilal directions to our apartment. shit's dumb yo.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I think everyone should stop collectively shitting themselves for a second.
ReplyDeleteIf you have the party I am positive that 60 people wont show up. I've never been to a party that everyone person "going" actually goes. Although, I do think more than usual will go, just because classes haven't started and no one could possibly have plans already. My guestimate for attendance is around 40 people. I haven't seen your apartment but my guess is that would be fucking packed.
If you want, just alert people early on that there is no more booze and then all the fashionably late people wont show, also reducing your attendies.
Or do it preemptively and chance the status to BYOB. That way all the freshman looking for free beer will go away.
You could also cancel the party and create a new event for after Joe gets back from NY (which will mean Scott could go) with a reasonable invite list.
My opinion (because I know I don't have a vote anymore) is to have the party. Go all out, fuck it! As if your gonna be able to organize a giant party during the year, everyone will be too busy. So tear the fucking walls down now and then during the year you can have your "reasonable" parties. It sounds like the best way to start off your semester to me.
And overall stop shitting yourselves. If things get too intense during the party get John to kick everyone out. (And if something like that happens please record it and put it on the blog)
YO JESSE IS MOTHER FUCKING RIGHT!!!!! You completely switched me over, jesse. God damn it im going to miss you. fuck, i really needed and was really wondering what your stance was on this. We are fucking doing it. Let's not pussy out. My brain did a 180 just now. thats incredible. only a great mind like jesse's could do that. btw this is completely serious no sarcasm. we are partying on the 2nd.
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