Jesse had an adventure

Jesse got high while walking on santa monica beach/ taking pictures last night. he started texting me. i thought i would share some highlights:

Jesse: am i in the movie "the warriors" right now?

Joe: Yah man you're cyrus

Jesse: thats fucked up you know that movie that well.

Jesse: I dont think the song playing on me ipod is on ipod, its dubstep...

Joe: Jesus is everything turning into dubstep? are you dancing?

Jesse: With the wind!

Joe: (your roll of film) will be flawless.

Jesse: I wonder who invented the side dish? Ya ever think about that?

next promo

this made me laugh

so i put titles on it.

Argentina

I'm talking to Jane right. She is inviting 30 girls (her sorority sisters and orientees) that weren't previously invited to my birthday. She has given me her word that she will tell every girl about you.

Gentlemen. This is our chance. We have to band together to make this happen.

I will keep everyone updated.

Irene?

Should I say my last goodbyes? So long to Adrian. I'll miss your sweet den, your Rhode Island Pizza. Won't miss your bullshit. Goodbye Argentina, I hope DJ Adrian does a dance as he drowns. And that that Taco Bell gets fucked. And Jesse, I guess you'll be fine, but all of Huntington is fucked. Tell your family I'll miss em. And tell Jake "smambly boo Buddy". He'll get it.

Just said goodbye to Jesse

Just said goodbye to Jesse

and that shit broke my heart

rock the house by the gorillaz

just listened to it. It brought back such great memories. Me dancing, joe and adrian trying to follow. Playing mario kart and forgetting that there is one more lap. Fucking just chilling, eating food, making jokes. BIRDS!!!! Sloth (jesse, god damn it just come to boston where you belong). Procrastinating on studying for our finals or on doing any kind of homework. God damn it, i just want to be back so bad.

Balls

Hassan said the current tenants aren't moving out until about 6am or 7am on the 1st. We are good to move in 10am on the first

yo

are you guys excited about moving in? because this guy is excited about moving in. do we know if we can move in on the 31st? and by we i mean joe? also, im fucking pumped for next friday night now. as well as thursday night and saturday night. sunday night should be pretty good as well, in addition to the daytimes of all those days and the days proceeding them. im also looking forward to the days that come after the days after those days. also, if we move in on the 31st, then i am looking forward to that day in its entirety.

don't worry about it

i have two people that say they are down to host, just need to double check with their roommates. Jeremy Sender, and Jane Kang (the girl i met i nicaragua who i asked out on a date, girlfriend? who knows?!?!)

they will both get back to me tomorrow

yes, but

i still think we should cancel it. our place is not a big party place. it is an excellent '20 buds hanging out getting drunk place'. we can't throw a rager. and i disagree with the idea that we can't cancel it because people would still come anyways? if i "message guests" and explain to everyone that i made a mistake, we aren't prepared to host 70 people, and that the party is off, people will understand. and if they don't understand, they can suck my balls. and how will they still show up? the party is scheduled for like 2 weeks from now. thats 2 weeks of people/us spreading the word that the party isn't happening.

and besides i will also tell everyone that, look if any one else wants to host this badboy, then do it, because you have 70 people down and ready to party on friday. clearly, everyone wants to party, but we just aren't the people to do it.

i don't want to speak for everyone here, but do we really want fucking atleast 40 people in our place? that is a fuck load of people. that just isn't fun for anyone. im not down for it

and does no one care about our relationship with our neighbors/landlord? police. police. police. and the fucking police never give a shit about who is partying, but who is throwing the party. they will take down all of our information super hard.

so yes. joseph fucked up. fuck joe fuck joe fuck joe. whatever. im contacting people right now that i know have bigger places than us, and if i don't have any luck, I am going to message everyone that the party isn't happening and why.

JESSE IS THE SHIT!

I'm just making sure people saw what jesse said. Party is on.

by the numbers

326: the number of people invited/told to invite their friends to a friday night party with free drinks and whole grains the day after most people's move in day and a week before classes start.

1: the number of people who are surprised that a lot of people may show up.

2: the number of dicks belonging to people named adrian that will be in joes mouth

Oh SHIT

60 people are coming to our place on the 2nd? Oh well goddammit.

At this point,

I need school. I need it bad. I need to work on films and get fucked up and chill with real people. Camp is pissing me off so much right now and I am literally waiting for it to end. I've never done that before and any other past me would actually be sad about that statement, but at this time in this space in this era of my thinking, I need to leave this place. I am pretty much going back next year, but I just need summer 2011 to end. I'll probably rant on and on about this in a drunk stupor to you all, but I am just trying to express how happy I am to go back to Emerson to hang with y'all and do work on films.

Wow i miss you guys so much. I just scrolled through every post I've missed and you guys make me wanna just hump this fucking airmattress.

I just flew in from Nicaragua last night and a very sleepy Jesse picked me up. Crashed here and now it's 8:45 in the morning, Jesse is still sleeping, but I am about to wake that mother fucker up so I can take him to breakfast and then go to the airport to fly back to Atlanta.

Nicaragua was amazing. Wonderful experience. High lights include building a house, going to dinner with the family we were building it for. Getting drunk on the beach. Climbing and jumping off a volcano. Went to a Nicaraguan baseball game, which was the funniest fucking shit I've ever seen. They would have to hold the game every 8 or 9 minutes so they could physically kick a wild dog or a chicken off of the field. Wild chickens and dogs are fucking everywhere. Most mornings I would wake up which a fat chicken looking at me. Participated in a Nicaraguan national holiday where they not only shoot off fire works, but people in giant wooden shells with fireworks strapped on run into the packed crowd and its "fun" to dodge fireworks. Children would run up to them, daring to get as close as possible, like it is a prideful thing, while some of them fucking got hit with fireworks. Meanwhile kids are doing this tricker treating like thing where you run around the city and shove you hand through peoples barred windows, you say a complicated dialogue about mother mary, and a mysterious hand reaches out off the darkness to give you candy. Fucking nuts.

I wish I was funny and witty right now, but Im not. There are more funny dumb thing Ill say later. Jesse and I are going to breakfast

Dudebros

17 more days

fucking freshmen

So I was scrolling through the emerson class of 2015 facebook page to see whether I wanted to post about nbs having a script deadline and came across one of the stupidest things I have ever seen a freshman ask. "Stupid question but we can't get our books until we get our schedule right?" Yeah dude just go by the books online on amazon just fucking search textbook and you should see it. The freshman need the first 500 textbooks listed.

what da fuck

is everyone still alive?

The War

Ever since the duel I've been feeling a bit weird. Kind of under the weather. At first it was just a cough. Then some more troubling medical issues that I wont discuss here. As of today, I've been spitting up large green portions of my lungs. It seems the fight is not yet over. I want it known that if I should die in the next month it will mean a clear victory for Joe.

It seems I won the battle but Joe may have won the war.

Articuno or Zapdos?

I'm at my internship right now. It's at a place where a guy is working on a frontline documentary. It's interesting and involving when the guy comes in at night to actually edit the thing together. Unfortunately #1, he doesnt come in until 7:00, and right now it's 5:00. During the day when he's not here, the interns transcribe audio from different things they've shot.

Unfortunately #2, everything is already transcribed, so our role is now to "review" the transcriptions, which consists of listening to the audio and reading along with it. This is extremely boring, but I still come here early to make it look like I'm a hard worker, so I can use the people here as references in the future.

After sitting here for a couple hours, I've given up and I'm just letting the audio play while writing this blog. Whoever transcribed it the first time did a pretty thorough job so it doesnt make too much of a difference anyways.

Unfortunately #3, none of you douches appear to be online, so I've been playing Pokemon. I'm going to assume that we've all played Pokemon over and over again many times in our lives, as it is an essential step in becoming a grown man, as I claim to be. Right now I'm at a point where I can either go to the power plant and get a Zapdos, or go to the seafoam islands and find Articuno.

Unfortunately #4, I only have one master ball, so I can really only guarantee myself one of these two. I just bought a few ultra balls but I'm not sure if they will do the trick. First I'm gonna see if they can capture the Snorlax, because great balls didnt work on the first one.

Anyways, I just wanted to put a feeler out there to see which giant bird pokemon you'd rather see me catch. Zapdos is my personal favorite among the two, but I already have a Raichu so whats the use in having a Zapdos? Plus I usually catch Zapdos, so Articuno would be a nice change of pace, and I dont have any other ice pokemon in my lineup or even in my PC so it might be good to have one. But the seafoam islands are a huge pain in the ass, and i dont really know ice's strengths and weaknesses because i never have ice pokemon.

The power plant is kind of a pain too, but I'd like to have at least one of the two, because as much as I love my Fearow, he can't do the crazy shit that Articuno and Zapdos do, and it's gonna take a while to get him all the way to level 50.

So let me know what you think, all suggestions are welcome.

Drive thru stories

Being on a drive thru can be pretty stressful sometimes. When there is a big rush, it can be a pretty hard job. But anyways, in the late hours the last couple of days, I have had quite the weird people drive by.

First, this guy asked me directions to the "Ultra Violet" strip club which is a club around town that is absolutely horrible (never been but that's what I have heard). Weird part is that that means that he is not from around town which means that he drove out to get to this place. Also weird that he would have no shame in telling me that he is going there. I don't know but if i were to go to a strip club i wouldn't tell anyone other than my close friends.

Next, these drunk women (probably in their mid 30s) drove up and the one in the passenger seat kept asking me "Are camel toes hot?" while her friend kept saying, "Don't answer that, don't mind her." So I just gave her an awkward look and didn't respond. She just kept asking too. My real answer would have been "Of course, as long as it's a hot girl who has it."

Then, the other night, this bitch drives up (sober) makes her order, it was a steak quesadilla, then she drives up to the window and tells me "Ohh, can I have sour cream with that?" and I say nicely "It's an extra 30 cents for sour cream"

Her, "Ohh, but it's raining right now and you should have asked me about it before so..."

First of all, I wanted to kill her. and this is what I wanted to say to her. "Don't tell me how to do my job you bitch, you want me to ask you about guacamole, fiesta salsa, nacho cheese, volcano sauce, etc. Fuck you, you tell me what you want. Second of all, ohh, it's raining. Fuck taco bell, why the fuck did you make it rain again?? ohh wait, fuck we don't control that shit. It's just something that happens, so go give God a blow job or something and maybe he will make it stop. By the way, his dick is probably huge so have fun with that. Now, either pay the 30 cents or shut the fuck up."

INSTEAD, since I'm so polite I turned to my manager told him about it and he proceeded to tell her, "sorry m'am but it's going to be an extra 30 cents for sour cream." And she responds "Ohh, well I don't like your attitude. So no, never mind."

The manager and I both looked at each other and where like what the fuck was that. So I grab her order and hand it out and she has THE NERVE to say, "Well how much do you guys make? Like 8$ an hour. I make 14$ an hour so fuck you." and then proceeds to drive off.

I kinda wanted to punch her in the face and tell her look, "I'm sorry that you probably hate your job even though you make 14$ an hour, which is really not that much so don't brag about it, and I know you probably just had a bad day at work. But don't take it out on me, the fucking person who makes 8 an hour and works nights and really doesn't have much pity for you, and who takes your shit for no reason. Now here are three dimes (pointing at me and my two co-workers) and here is our sour cream (as we jizz all over her food). "

just delivered to a funny smelling house

[I totes know.]

DUDES

I'm getting so FUCKING EXCITED about our apartment! This is gonna be so AWESOME (room)!

Holy shit.

we dueled yesterday. arguably still recovering. Jesse "won".

"This is what it's like to be a kid"

"No, I feel more like a plant."

THERE'S GONNA BE A FUCKING DUEL!

GET THE FUCK READY BITCHES!