Low on Fluids

There are some pretty weird people that come to Taco Bell and a couple of them are regulars. One guy, who I kinda told you guys about, looks homeless with his long ass hair, long ass beard, long ass nails (like 100 times bigger than mine, they start to curl) but supposedly was given $10,000 once by this guy he knew that won the lottery. Also, he knows about the RED camera and wants to buy one even though he makes sure he saves 1 cent every day by ordering 2 bean burritos separately.

Then there are the old people who usually get the soft tacos because the crunchy ones are too hard and they always order the same thing and they are always in a bad mood for some reason.

Of course there are all the high and drunk people who I always envy. fucking shitheads, i wanna be you right now but instead i gotta deal with your shit. A couple of kids made sure they ate in the store and stayed long enough to sober up to drive back (didnt make much sense since they drove there in the first place). Also, there are the dicks like this one guy who i knew from my high school who decided to shake up a beer (A good beer too) and let it off inside the taco bell and I had to clean it up.

But today I talked to a couple of guys (non regulars) that were just a great surprise. The first guy, was a guy in his 40s that had his hair died blonde and it was short and he looked a little bit disheveled and thought he might be gay but that thought soon changed. I wil quote as much as I can remember from our interaction. Me, "Hello, how are you doing today?"

Him, "I'm doing good. I'm just low on fluids. Can I have a large drink?"

Me, "Sure. Would you like anything else?"

Him, "Nahh, my fluids are just drained."

Me, "Ohh, alright. that will be $1.89"

Him, "Ok. You know girls just drain your fluids. Especially when you see your girlfriend only twice a week, you know?" I had already started to laugh out loud and then he keeps going even after I give him his drink and everything. "You know, I took a couple Viagra and my heart just goes crazy." (He starts doing a couple of hip thrusts and then stops. "After a while it was just too much."

That was the most a customer had ever made me laugh at taco bell. The guy was out of control. Keep in mind we were in the middle of a rush and it was pretty packed with people with a line behind him.

And then on a more serious note I talked to these two guys, one a co-producer and one an actor of this feature that is shooting at UCONN and at eastern connecticut state university. I'm going to try to contact them and see if I can be a PA or something. It just finished its first week of shooting so im guessing they have all the people thy need but I will try anyways. It's a pretty legit movie so if I can get on I will be pumped.