holy shit its the 4th of july

i forgot. because no one gives a shit about the American Independence in the land of swiss. im flying back state side in 2 days, with tons of stories, pictures, and back on facebook.

jesse, how is it at melinas? should i still go? are they near anything cool? like can i walk or skate places, or do i need melina or ellen to drive me places, cause that sucks dick.

uhhh just general update, trying to be a dick and make you guys jealous and shit. i went to a 5 story club in prague with a bunch of germans and got harassed by the police. I went spelunking (caving) in budapest, and went to a local music concert, where they had something that was like rhode island pissa, except it was next level. (this keyboard doesnt have the last letter of the alphabet). 2 days ago, in Interlaken, I went paragliding, and it was the fucking coolest thing ever. i sat on a glacier and ate chocolate popcorn. chased by a goat. i am unbelievably sunburned. and french people still suck dick.

and when i get home, and am able to upload pictures, i shall make an extremely important blog post. there is a new member of the awesome room gentlemen, and he is smokable. And he is fucking smokable.

is scott dead?