Gentlemen,

I would like to introduce you to Jan.

Jan, pronounced "yahn", was born and raised in the Czech Republic. He grew up in Prague, but spent some time in Slovakia before he got the CR. I met him at a music festival, and we quickly became close friends. Like most Praguers, he speaks relatively little English, but he is extremely friendly. We all need to be nice and accommodating because he has never left the Czech Republic, and it is a little nervous.

Jan costs about 145 Czech krowns.

Which is about $8.50.

Now senators, Jan is no vape, but he is friendly, polite, and very affordable. I hope we, as a group of senators, can welcome Jan into the State House with open arms.