Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Tinder poem 00

Talkin to some ladies
Typin on da phone
Met 'em on an app
For those who wanna bone
Asked about her music
Asked her where she lived
Asked about some bullshit
That she said she did
One gave me her digits
Said to hit her up
Gonna wait a day
'Fore I send a "sup?"
Sometimes wake up horny
So I hit the app
But today I just don't care
Don't even wanna fap
Maybe by tomorrow
My balls will wake again
Hope I think of somethin
Smooth to message then
Probably won't happen
And I will be to blame
But that's just fine
It's been some time
Since I felt any shame

2 comments:

  1. Please just put this on your profile. Gold

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  2. How's it feel to encapsulate an entire generation's angst against online dating?

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