MY DREAMZ

I finally bought a PA system with my friend. My DJ dreamz is coming true. I just need to find parties to play. And don't worry y'all, I'm owning the system fully at the end of the summer and bringing it to school. Senator Party 2011? I hope so.

How's everyone doing?

some motherfuckers threw my bike in the moat

it was bullshit, senators. simply bullshit

but dudes!! fucking sick news. I don't know if you know about couchsurfing.com, but its international stay-with-locals-for-free-on-their-couches website, and instead of finding a hostel for Koblenz, Germany, I just found some dude to let me sleep on his couch!

BUT IT GETS BETTER. this dude is like 45, speaks english, rich as shit, has a house on the river, has cerebral palsy (so he has assistants of course), and has a huge ass place, and i get to sleep in his guest room. not only do a get a free awesome place to stay, the plan is rape-proof.

i miss you guys so hard. there is 16 people here in the program, 4 of whom are guys. two of those guys are outrageously gay, and the other one is Jeremy Sender. Jeremy is the fucking shit, but everyone else is a caddy bitch. and one of them tried to get on my dick super hard last weekend, but apparently that was a huge deal caused drama, so the girl stopped trying to get on my dick. now another girl wants to get on my dick, but she is trashy and dumb and lazy

where do you a put my dick?

oh dudes jeremy is the shit. we broken the sacred silence and admitted that we both wanted to have time to masturbate, so we are beginning to work out a schedule.

Adrian's Picto-blog of the week: 5/22/11

I just discovered that it's been a whopping 11 days since my last picto-blog. Where has the time gone?

Foul Bachelor Frog

How did i not find out about this until now? i blame josh.

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all of these reminded me of us in some way

one last blog

So i just wanted to say a couple of things before we all die in judgement day, it's just a couple of things i had to get off my chest.

1) I actually hate all of you, especially adrian, joe, scott, and jesse.
2) I was trying to use you guys to get ahead but turned out that you are all idiots.
3) I'm gay and enjoyed it every time I got "raped."
4) L.A. sucks and i would never go there.
5) adrian is a dick.
6) jesse you are not a bird, you are not a sloth, SACK THE FUCK UP!
7) Joe you are an actor and you are of course gay dont try and say otherwise. Also, i put nuts on all your shit.
8) Scott you are from texas.
9) John, you are a whore.
10) Josh, i guess you are cool, i dont know.

That was my last list, peace mother fuckers!

Hi

Hello. My name is Joshua Levy. I have been a fan of the Awesome Room for about 3 days. Seems pretty chill. I am a 19 year old boy who looks like he is 12. Feels Goodman. I have suicidal tendencies, especially when I am on a set for 6 days and the DP is a bitch and the Director is incompetent. I hope all of you are having good times doing whatever. But seriously, sometimes I don't want to live anymore and sometimes I want to be the best filmer EVAR. Whatever. I'm ranting. This pill makes me feel weird. KBYEE

It already feels like im 21 here

Maybe its because the drinking age is 16 in the Netherlands. Fucking nuts. I miss everyone super hard.

In other news, I've gotten really good at riding a bike with no hands while pedaling. I can keep that shit going forever.

Also, holy shit, like 5 more people joined the "senators!" joke. Jeremy Senders and I started doing it, and it caught on. Even one of the staff members, who speaks good but sloppy english, walks around like, "Mr. Senator!"

I lost my virginity!!!!

... nope, it was all a dream. Fuck this bullshit, even my fucking brain is teasing me.

boner

its what i have for all of you. so do what jesse is doing and come to my house now.

Up For Interpretation

So me and my friend are driving along on, music playing going about sixty. Suddenly, with no warning or reason, my friend cuts the wheel right. We swerve into the corner of a driveway. He cuts the wheel back. Once again we swerve. We are now driving on a sidewalk.

Question

What happened that night to lead to this? What series of events led us here? How could this happen?

Up for interpretation

Adrian's Picto-blog of the week: 5/11/11

I'm a film major, and film is a visual medium. So instead of writing and telling you what I'm doing, how I'm feeling, what I'm thinking of, what my plans are, why I feel as I do, etc., I'll just take a picture of myself, and you can interpret the rest. That way I don't have to do the work.

This is me right now.

Enjoy.

My Dick

Holy shit I just booked flights from Venice to Koln, Germany. And then to Paris to Prague. And then to Budapest to Geneva. HOLY FUCK. can you believe this shit?

I'm flying to the castle on thursday. I'll keep everyone updated on what will surely be dumbass european adventures.

cut on my finger

So you guys remember about a week ago when we were outside enjoying the weather, throwing the lacrosse ball around, when Jesse somehow mistakenly, as he puts it, crushed me with his pinkie finger and cut my hand open. Well, you would expect that after a week that it would all be fine and healed but NO! He has cut me in the perfect spot where I can't put a fucking band-aid on it and every time I reach into my pocket to get my cell-phone I fucking open the scab up again and blood flows down my finger. It's some fucking bullshit. Bird had to strike me one more time before he left didn't he. What a bitch!! No more rewriting that Bird script and making it into an incredibly famous animated short because this mother fucker decided to fuck with me one last time.

Well enough of that bullshit rant, I was kinda just writing so that maybe you guys will follow. I miss you guys and I'm bored. And frankly I love it when that cut opens up every time I reach into my pocket because I'm reminded of you, Jesse, and the truly great moments we have shared. Now I;m going to jerk off and use my tears as lubrication.

P.S: FUCK A DICK AND FUCKING WRITE PEOPLE!

Being home sucks

I've almost said the word "fuck" like 500 times. Today I slept til 2 and my whole family made fun of me. It's midnight, and everyone went to bed at least 2 hours ago. Goddammit.

We have all left and part ways.

aaahhhhhh... FUCK THIS!

CRIMSON AND CLOVAAAA

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