Tyler Durden

Yo i finally saw black swan the other night. i enjoyed the movie, but some dumbass girl sat next to us, and her dumbass friend came in 5 minutes after the movie started, and from that point on the first one had to explain every character and plot point to the second one. they were the most obnoxious movie-audience people ever. so i took a shard of glass and stabbed them. then i started bleeding.