Saturday, January 1, 2011

My Sister's Hot Friend

So last night I got back around 3, drunk as fuck.
We were all swaying around the counter, in my kitchen, when my sister's friend shows me her cell phone. On it read "You are way hotter than this Andrew kid." I wasn't sure what the fuck was going on. She made a second pass at me, but I was still too dumbfounded to comprehend what was going on. I went outside and smoked a butt and when I came back in she was standing by the door. She grabbed me by the corner of my jacket and kissed me. I now understood what was happening.
She sweet talked me back to my room and...yeah...this isn't even a joke...it's ridiculous...

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