Articuno or Zapdos?

I'm at my internship right now. It's at a place where a guy is working on a frontline documentary. It's interesting and involving when the guy comes in at night to actually edit the thing together. Unfortunately #1, he doesnt come in until 7:00, and right now it's 5:00. During the day when he's not here, the interns transcribe audio from different things they've shot.

Unfortunately #2, everything is already transcribed, so our role is now to "review" the transcriptions, which consists of listening to the audio and reading along with it. This is extremely boring, but I still come here early to make it look like I'm a hard worker, so I can use the people here as references in the future.

After sitting here for a couple hours, I've given up and I'm just letting the audio play while writing this blog. Whoever transcribed it the first time did a pretty thorough job so it doesnt make too much of a difference anyways.

Unfortunately #3, none of you douches appear to be online, so I've been playing Pokemon. I'm going to assume that we've all played Pokemon over and over again many times in our lives, as it is an essential step in becoming a grown man, as I claim to be. Right now I'm at a point where I can either go to the power plant and get a Zapdos, or go to the seafoam islands and find Articuno.

Unfortunately #4, I only have one master ball, so I can really only guarantee myself one of these two. I just bought a few ultra balls but I'm not sure if they will do the trick. First I'm gonna see if they can capture the Snorlax, because great balls didnt work on the first one.

Anyways, I just wanted to put a feeler out there to see which giant bird pokemon you'd rather see me catch. Zapdos is my personal favorite among the two, but I already have a Raichu so whats the use in having a Zapdos? Plus I usually catch Zapdos, so Articuno would be a nice change of pace, and I dont have any other ice pokemon in my lineup or even in my PC so it might be good to have one. But the seafoam islands are a huge pain in the ass, and i dont really know ice's strengths and weaknesses because i never have ice pokemon.

The power plant is kind of a pain too, but I'd like to have at least one of the two, because as much as I love my Fearow, he can't do the crazy shit that Articuno and Zapdos do, and it's gonna take a while to get him all the way to level 50.

So let me know what you think, all suggestions are welcome.

Drive thru stories

Being on a drive thru can be pretty stressful sometimes. When there is a big rush, it can be a pretty hard job. But anyways, in the late hours the last couple of days, I have had quite the weird people drive by.

First, this guy asked me directions to the "Ultra Violet" strip club which is a club around town that is absolutely horrible (never been but that's what I have heard). Weird part is that that means that he is not from around town which means that he drove out to get to this place. Also weird that he would have no shame in telling me that he is going there. I don't know but if i were to go to a strip club i wouldn't tell anyone other than my close friends.

Next, these drunk women (probably in their mid 30s) drove up and the one in the passenger seat kept asking me "Are camel toes hot?" while her friend kept saying, "Don't answer that, don't mind her." So I just gave her an awkward look and didn't respond. She just kept asking too. My real answer would have been "Of course, as long as it's a hot girl who has it."

Then, the other night, this bitch drives up (sober) makes her order, it was a steak quesadilla, then she drives up to the window and tells me "Ohh, can I have sour cream with that?" and I say nicely "It's an extra 30 cents for sour cream"

Her, "Ohh, but it's raining right now and you should have asked me about it before so..."

First of all, I wanted to kill her. and this is what I wanted to say to her. "Don't tell me how to do my job you bitch, you want me to ask you about guacamole, fiesta salsa, nacho cheese, volcano sauce, etc. Fuck you, you tell me what you want. Second of all, ohh, it's raining. Fuck taco bell, why the fuck did you make it rain again?? ohh wait, fuck we don't control that shit. It's just something that happens, so go give God a blow job or something and maybe he will make it stop. By the way, his dick is probably huge so have fun with that. Now, either pay the 30 cents or shut the fuck up."

INSTEAD, since I'm so polite I turned to my manager told him about it and he proceeded to tell her, "sorry m'am but it's going to be an extra 30 cents for sour cream." And she responds "Ohh, well I don't like your attitude. So no, never mind."

The manager and I both looked at each other and where like what the fuck was that. So I grab her order and hand it out and she has THE NERVE to say, "Well how much do you guys make? Like 8$ an hour. I make 14$ an hour so fuck you." and then proceeds to drive off.

I kinda wanted to punch her in the face and tell her look, "I'm sorry that you probably hate your job even though you make 14$ an hour, which is really not that much so don't brag about it, and I know you probably just had a bad day at work. But don't take it out on me, the fucking person who makes 8 an hour and works nights and really doesn't have much pity for you, and who takes your shit for no reason. Now here are three dimes (pointing at me and my two co-workers) and here is our sour cream (as we jizz all over her food). "

just delivered to a funny smelling house

[I totes know.]

DUDES

I'm getting so FUCKING EXCITED about our apartment! This is gonna be so AWESOME (room)!

Holy shit.

we dueled yesterday. arguably still recovering. Jesse "won".

"This is what it's like to be a kid"

"No, I feel more like a plant."

THERE'S GONNA BE A FUCKING DUEL!

GET THE FUCK READY BITCHES!