Shit thoughts

Haven't blogged in a while, and got a few minutes while I poop so thought I'd share a quick thought or two.

First off, I don't know about you guys, but like 90% of my poops start off with a really loud fart. Especially at work and stuff, cuz I've been holding all that in because of how nice a guy I am. Anyways, it makes me pretty self conscious when other people are in the bathroom, even though I'm anonymously in the stall. I guess poop shame is just something I have to live with for now. Perhaps someday it will be conquered.

Anyways, my ass ain't gonna wipe itself so I'll catch y'all later. Hope everyone has a good-vibey kinda day. Peace!

have a good week

Bohemian Rhapsody

For those who couldn't attend the epic and successful fort party, here's a taste.

Camera Work = Perfection

You're welcome.

Overhyping

So you guys know that saying that goes something like "don't fuck before the kitchens hatch," yeah, well, fuck me!!!

Edit: Is a fisherman a fisherman even if he has never caught a fish?

Snow Daze

Well, I officially miss you dudes. I have been here for 2.5 weeks and the movie I am working on doesn't start for another 2 more. It has, however, finally started snowing here. It is a welcome reprieve from the dullness of bitter cold sans snow. Most of my days have been comprised of Netflix, walks around the neighborhood, short hikes up the mountain, and the occasional beer... or ten. That being said, I am really excited for this new movie. It is called "Good Kill" and is being directed by Andrew Niccol (GATTACA, In Time). We start shooting on the 18th and it should last for a little over a month. After that, I am jumping onto "Better Call Saul", though the rumor is that we won't start on that til April, which sucks, because it means another 2-3 weeks of boredom.

In other news, I just got hired by this guy to shoot a short film. It should be pretty fun, even though the script is not so great. It's a monster horror flick-- has the vibe of Little Shop of Horrors meets I Walked with the Zombie. Should be kitschy, but in an enjoyable way.

Is everyone else doing aight??? I'm enjoying these snapchats of the fort partay. Nice blacklight moon, Jesse.