I got kicked out of a bar and played craps for the first time all on the same night. Which one came first you ask? I'm not sure. How fucked up was I? Judge from my previous answer.
My friends and I went to the Mohegan Sun casino to watch a basketball game and then proceeded to get shit faced. It was awesome. I'm riding the confidence high that I'm on so I spoke to many people, especially girls. I think it was the second bar we went to that I approached a lovely group of girls (maybe 8 of them sitting in a circle). I start making small talk and I soon learned that one of the girls is 19 years old. I forgot her name but I didn't forget that small detail. In my drunkenness I might have repeated this fact rather loudly. I don't know, it's fucking interesting that she had a fake ID, why wouldn't I loudly repeat this at the bar? I left the girls alone for a little bit to talk to my friends but I sure wasn't going to give up that easily. I returned to the group and may have repeated the fact about the fake ID one last time just to make sure that I had heard correctly. After a couple of minutes I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around and a rather small bodyguard tells me to follow him. I agree. He leads me to the exit or entrance depending on which side you are on and let's me know that I have been kicked out. It might have been my creepiness or my inability to stay quiet, either way it was hilarious. My friends proceeded to try to argue with the bouncer but I was laughing hysterically through the whole situation.
This wasn't going to ruin my night. Oh no! My thinking was "Those girls just missed out on a great time, I'm sure there will be a girl that will realize that there is fun to be had with me" (I'm not cocky, this is partly me writing to be funny but mostly it was my thinking while drunk. I hope I'm just confident and I don't cross the line. Please tell me if I do).
We then went to a much better bar/club where there was some dancing going on.
First thing to do, buy a round of vodka redbulls. Classic sign of a good night to be had.
Matt asks me to buy an extra two long islands as well. Only three of us but I'm ordering 5 drinks, we are really getting hammered. I trust him and proceed with the instructions. It turns out, the long islands were for two girls Matt was chatting with. I hand the girls the drinks and they immediately walk away. Welp, that was a waste of money. I'm pretty sure that was the first time I had bought complete strangers drinks at a bar, next time I have to make sure I get to know them a little bit better. Learn from your mistakes, Adrian.
Don't worry, this didn't slow me down, my brain was on a high. I just brushed that shit off and kept going. The next couple of hours get pretty blurry. I danced a lot, I'm not sure with who but I danced. At one point I was trying to get these two girls to dance with us but they asked me to create a dance circle. I took on the challenge and actually got people to form a dance circle. When I invited the girls in, they denied. That was fucked up.
At this point, I might have been like 0 for 10 on the night but that didn't stop me. I kept on dancing and finally I hit. I start dancing with a cute girl and for the first time enjoyed grinding. She was pretty good. After a couple of songs, either the girl was leaving or I was leaving but I asked for a kiss. She said sure. In her head that might have been kiss on the cheek or she realized her mistake when she saw my mustache a half an inch from her mouth. She moved her head off to the side at the last second and I got half lips, half cheek. Oh well, it wasn't bad for the first bar hookup(?).
I left the casino with my head held high. I have never been so confident in the middle of so many rejections. My friend showed me how to play craps and I won $100, it was a great night!
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