Today I was sitting on the toilet taking my daily morning shit when I began to ponder on the greatness/grossness of the bathroom. Literally you can do anything in there and nobody would call you out on it. Like if you took a shit anywhere else other than the bathroom, it's kind of fucking weird. But you can fart, shit, piss, have sex, vomit, burp, cry, trim your pubes, kill a dude/try to flush a man's insides down, write a paper, masturbate, read a book, try to show off your guns to yourself, and bathe with nobody asking "you did that where?!"
So next time you are in the bathroom, just remember how majestic this place really is.
preach it bro. yesterday i went to take a piss at work, and while i was standing at the urinal i ripped a loud, juicy fart. and it was ok.
ReplyDeletehere's to acceptance.