...before i started panicking that i had a lot of work to do on my project in a very short amount of time tomorrow
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great job, men. agent scott did us proud by finding enough toilet paper to last the department for months. but that's not the end of our agenda. below this sheet of instructions lie two empty containers of soap, and i will be god damned if we cant fill them with free soap from bathrooms on campus. now agent scott is off covering another mission on campus, so it is up to US to make this soap happen. here is what we must do:
on the knobs of the bathroom cupboard are two plastic bags. you must store the soap containers in these bags, and store these bags in your backpacks. once on campus, we must find a soap location that is both bountiful and under the radar. private one-stall bathrooms may be found on the first floor of the ansin building, as well as the fourth and fifth floors of the walker building.
good luck, gentlemen. and as always, call papi if you need to get caught in some gnarly shit.
godspeed,
chief johnson
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