I just ate a banana

I thought it was one that Joe brought back from the dining hall so i ate it. Upon my first bite, i realized that this banana was A) good, and therefore B) not from the dining hall. That means that I C) ate someone else's banana without their permission, which is D) fucked up. To whomever owned this banana, I am deeply sorry, and will repay you with the finest banana specimen I can find.