A quality quote

When you're high you remember things that happened to you in previous times you were high.

Its like you can only see what’s underwater if you go underwater.

-Adrian Lacasse

Those are some Haaaash Weuuuuhhds

Reason for concern?

I just clicked a play button on bandcamp.com, and a vimeo video in another tab started to play. Does this happen? Should I be concerned? What exactly are the laws of Java code in Universe B?

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So...

There's no way to be sure of this, but certain clues have led me to believe that someone may or may not have taken a giant fat shit in our toilet, and that this giant fat shit may or may not be too giant and/or fat to fit down the toilet. So now there's a giant fat shit in our toilet. And I have to pee.

Poem

Sitting in my living room alone. Silent. Drinking beer.

My roommate is masturbating in the other room.

I only drink Heineken because my Dad does.

If I listen hard I can hear the sound of 100,000 boys masturbating all over the world.

There are Christmas lights hanging around the room.

The dirty dishes are stacking up.

My ants are keeping on keeping on.

3:33pm on Westland Ave.

It’s funny to think about how

Everything choice I’ve ever made in my entire life

For good or for bad

Has led to me here, quietly knowing that my roommate is masturbating directly behind me

I just ate a banana

I thought it was one that Joe brought back from the dining hall so i ate it. Upon my first bite, i realized that this banana was A) good, and therefore B) not from the dining hall. That means that I C) ate someone else's banana without their permission, which is D) fucked up. To whomever owned this banana, I am deeply sorry, and will repay you with the finest banana specimen I can find.