"If" -a poem

If I posted a pic

That was of my dick

Would my life be in shambles

If my bosses clicked?

If the pic of the dick

Was a friendly trick

Would I be to blame

For those who'ere made sick?

And what of that album

With that infant's dick?

The one by Nirvana

With that sweet guitar lick.

Does the difference in dicks

'Twixt mine and that kid's

Make one called "high art"

And the other just "some fuckin

Dick?"