Thursday, September 12, 2013

The Time Has Come!

Hey boys! I want to let you all know that the time has come. I am going to come back to LA next week. On Sunday, I will officially be inducted into the Local 480 here in New Mexico. Later on in the year I have a few things going on here in NM, but til then, I am going to come back to LA and hangout/work the circuit out there!
Get ready to chill.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Road Trip 2013 - Crush beers, smoke buds, ride waves, and bang out

This is almost an impossible blog to write. Too many things to express that words simply can't describe. I can only use beautiful, stunning, amazing, etc. so many times before they lose all meaning. That was one problem I had while writing my journal, I couldn't find enough words to describe all the different places that we had been to (prob cause Im not american). Started repeating words and I could differentiate the meaning just because of the memories attached to them but for you guys it all sounds like the same shit.

Fucking numbers:
-Traveled for 18 days.
-Camped 5 nights.
-Visited 16 states.
-Drove more than 4,000 miles.
-Saw 49 different license plates. (nobody lives in mississippi I guess)
-3 weeks not jerked.
-Hundreds of chip choices at the Wegman's we visited in Buffalo.
-0 things to see in Ohio. Hundreds of thousands of corns to be eaten though.
-Stayed a night at the Palisades state park (pretty famous). The town of Garretson was made up of 1100 people. Based on that, Josh and I figured there were about 4 dimes within our age range and we saw 3 of them. Half talked to 2 of them so we talked to 25% of the hot girls at Garretson, no big deal.
-50 miles driven through Yellowstone National park before reaching camp ground.
      -0 bears seen though.
-1 night spent at a hotel. Slept with a lot more guys than girls this trip.
-Spent 4 days in Seattle.
  • 32 oz of Nightwatch beer (1 sloop) put josh over the edge. He so small.
  • Might have met the next senator or president of the U.S. Running on the "no condos, more bowling alleys" agenda.
  • 2 evolution talks
  • 1 Big Lebowski gathering with an MC that could have been Bilal in disguise and a striptease with milk (SAW TITTIES!)
-Saw thousands of stars while smoking at night by a lake in Oregon. Figured that it would take 60 years to repeatedly count from 1-100 until you reach 1 billion if you did it for 8 hours a day.
  • Two girls were sitting by the lake, we talked to 0. Not our best night. 
  • Did talk to the one fat old man wearing a flannel and a trucker standing in the middle of the dark bathroom while staring at the floor.
-Drove by one giant coastline with ridiculously winding roads.
-2 beers drank while chillin at beach with Josh and Matt, and as far as one Southern woman is concerned, there was a shark.

Overall conclusions:
The road trip was freaking amazing. This might sound weird to say but, I really enjoyed getting up early in the morning, packing up the tent, throwing everything back into the car and know that later on that day you will be in a completely different place (who knows where) trying to wrap your brain around all the other shit you just saw. 

Want to revisit so many places like Yellowstone, stop in wyoming, more of seattle and portland, as well as chicago. Had two extreme and opposite thoughts come up: (while looking up at the stars) holy shit this universe is so big to the point where I almost got vertigo (weird) and (while driving through this country) holy shit Earth is massive.

Also wind is awesome. Having the wind blow me while standing in the mountains of seattle or when driving makes me feel alive. BTW seattle mountains are gorgeous and wyoming is full of great sceneries, you just gotta check it, no point in me trying to describe it. Just know it's fucking awesome.

Whatever that's it for now, just had to make a post. too much shit, just gotta experience it.