Wednesday, March 28, 2012

FUCKING

BORED! (I don't remember Boston being this lame, a change must be made)

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

GOD DAMMMMMNNNNIIIIITTTT

I DONT WANT TO FUCKING DO MY GOD DAMN FUCKING HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW. I DONT GIVE A FUCK THAT I JUST NEED TO WRITE ONE MORE DOUBLE SIDED PAGE. FUCK IT. IT SUCKS. FUCK YOUOU. FUCK COCKS. FUCK DICKS. FUCK STICKS. GET STICKY.
FUCK.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Orange: Poison or Fruit?

Found this little gem on my computer. Written a while ago, this is unedited, I wrote this down while stoned.


Alright. I have to write it down.

Adrian, eating an orange…

Half way through orange…

“Oranges have interesting texture and taste”, Adrian says to himself…

“But remember, you are very stoned”, Adrian says back to himself…

“Ah yes Adrian, this orange could be rotten…”

“Or it could be perfectly fine, and I could just be paranoid…”

“Better to get an outside opinion…”

Adrian askes Jess to try orange…

“ Is it good or bad?” Say Adrian…

Jesse takes bite and is astonished

“It could be either”, he then concludes in astonishment

Conclusion: Orange could be either good or bad. Unsure because neither one of us has ever eaten an orange while stoned. Parallels to early man first discovering the orange, unsure as to whether poison or fruit…